Posted by __2kinky4ubaby (Ranked on Team Spades (Zone) Ladder) on March 31, 2005 at 11:11:56:
In Reply to: Three Times? posted by sweet_monkey1 on March 30, 2005 at 05:40:09:
: An elderly couple were sitting around one evening and the man says to his wife, "We are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary. We've had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and blessings. But there's something I've always wondered about -- tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
: She hesitates a while and then says, "Yes, three times."
: "Three times? How did it happen?" the man asks.
: The wife begins slowly, "Well, do you remember right after we were married and we were broke and the bank was going to foreclose on our little house?"
: "Yes, that was really a terrible time," he replies.
: The wife continues, "And remember when I went to see the banker one night and the next day the bank extended our loan?"
: "It is hard to take," the man says, "but I guess it really was for us and I can forgive you. What was the second time?"
: "Well," she continues, "do you remember years later when you almost died from the heart problem because we couldn't afford the operation?"
: "Yes, I do," the man replies.
: "Then you remember that right after I went to see the doctor, he did your operation at no cost?" the wife continues.
: "Yes," says the husband "That shocks me too, but I understand you did it, because of your love for me and I forgive you. But what was the third time?"
: The wife lowers her head and says, "Remember when you ran for Exalted Ruler of the Elks and needed 62 more votes?"