lmao i can relate to that

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Posted by __Tort (Platinum) (Ranked 249 on Team Spades (Zone) Ladder) on March 29, 2005 at 12:02:03:

In Reply to: The Year's Best Comeback. . . posted by sweet_monkey1 on March 27, 2005 at 04:24:42:

: A defense attorney was cross-examining a Police officer during a felony
: trial-it went like this....
:

: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I
: subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender
: running several blocks away.
:

: Q. Officer, who provided this description? A. The officer who
: responded to the scene.
:

: Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called
: offender... Do you trust your fellow officers? A. Yes sir, with my
: life.
:

: Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer, do you have a
: room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily
: duties?
: A. Yes sir, we do.
:

: Q. And do you have a locker in that room? A. Yes sir, I do.
:

: Q. And do you have a lock on your locker? A. Yes sir.
:

: Q. Now why is it officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your
: life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you
: share
: with those same officers?
:

: A. You see sir, we share the building with the entire court complex,
: and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.

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: : A defense attorney was cross-examining a Police officer during a felony : : trial-it went like this.... : : : : Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I : : subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender : : running several blocks away. : : : : Q. Officer, who provided this description? A. The officer who : : responded to the scene. : : : : Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called : : offender... Do you trust your fellow officers? A. Yes sir, with my : : life. : : : : Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer, do you have a : : room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily : : duties? : : A. Yes sir, we do. : : : : Q. And do you have a locker in that room? A. Yes sir, I do. : : : : Q. And do you have a lock on your locker? A. Yes sir. : : : : Q. Now why is it officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your : : life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you : : share : : with those same officers? : : : : A. You see sir, we share the building with the entire court complex, : : and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.

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