Posted by Steveperson (Ranked on Team Spades (Zone) Ladder) on March 28, 2005 at 11:11:44:
In Reply to: Top 150+ things,said in bed posted by tellmeyercards on March 27, 2005 at 11:10:39:
: 1 16 There is NO way that will ever fit up my...OH!! It DOES!!
: 2 14 (when getting dressed) "Is that your skirt or mine?
: 3 14 Your better than your mother
: 4 13 Pass the mustard..
: 5 12 That's not EXACTLY what I meant by nail me to the mattress
: 6 11 Damnit! Our genital rings are stuck again!!!
: 7 9 Help me, I'm stuck . . .On second thought . . .
: 8 9 You know, you might wanna take my bra off BEFORE you put the handcuffs on
: 9 8 I was wearing a cock ring a minute ago
: 10 8 Oh! I thought you were a girl. Oh no, I don't mind
: 11 8 Wow, I've never seen that before
: 12 7 Slower!! If we sweat our make-up will run
: 13 7 Your sister was better
: 14 6 (thud) "Ouch, I thought the bed was wider than that."
: 15 6 Damn, there's nowhere to attach the handcuffs to in this coffin of yours
: 16 6 I can make your penis sing...see?
: 17 6 I can't believe it, you've broken my whip!!!
: 18 6 If you hit me with that inflatable banana one more time
: 19 6 Oh no!!! That won't fit THERE!!!
: 20 4 Errr…You mean the candles aren't just for dripping wax…?
: 21 4 I can't find my labia ring!! You didn't swallow it,did you?"
: 22 3 Ouch! Do that again!
: 23 2 Pass the salt
: 24 2 Wait...I'll be right back...I need to download one more program
: 25 2 You ARE a girl/boy….right?
: 26 1 I haven't been f*cked like that since grade school
: 27 1 Well….you could pretend I'm a boy/girl
: 28 0 Big bucks, no Whammies, STOP!!
: 29 0 I see a car battery,a tow chain and some cables,what exactly are we planning?
: 30 0 Is there room for both our egos in the same bed?
: 31 0 Sh!t! The chain is caught around my ankles again
: 32 0 What the hell is that THING?!
: 33 -1 I miss my dog
: 34 -1 If you pour the wine all over me, what will we drink later?
: 35 -1 No, I won't, that's only legal in Nevada
: 36 -1 Uh... Get off. I think the funeral next door is starting...
: 37 -2 are you sure that is a rasinette?
: 38 -2 Hmm,lets take a break.I need to check my email and Im sure you probably do too
: 39 -2 think i should become a priest?
: 40 -3 Do you really want me to wear this makeup to bed?
: 41 -3 Figgy Newton
: 42 -3 I have the runs. Do you?
: 43 -3 OUCH, I hope you cleaned your teeth before you did that
: 44 -3 The tip of my nose is tingling!
: 45 -3 Was it you that farted?
: 46 -4 Are you pubic hairs normally that colour or do you dye them?
: 47 -4 C'mon, it won't hurt. . .I can get my hand to the bottom of a Pringles can
: 48 -4 Damn I've lost the key.You dont happen to know where theres a hacksaw do you?
: 49 -4 Do we have to take our boots off to screw?
: 50 -4 Honey, get the crucifix out of the bed. I need to change the sheets
: 51 -4 I want my mommy!
: 52 -4 Is that your blood or mine?
: 53 -4 Wait…I thought you were a girl!
: 54 -4 What would you think about rutting in a bathtub filled with jello.
: 55 -4 What?!? Mustard stains PVC?! NOW what am I supposed to wear out tonight?
: 56 -5 (chant) "Elbow sex elbow sex elbow sex elbow sex…"
: 57 -5 Could you cut this thing off me?
: 58 -5 Stop! I think my Dad's home!
: 59 -5 Tighter? You greedy thing, you
: 60 -6 (priest and a Catholic girl) "Forgive me Father for I have sinned""I know"
: 61 -6 Its no good,Im gonna have to take the sunglasses off.I cant see a damn thing
: 62 -6 My headache is starting to go away
: 63 -6 No marks!
: 64 -6 Sh!t, I dropped the TV remote again
: 65 -6 Shhhhh! I think I saw some headlights past that grave!
: 66 -6 Stop!! It's my turn to be tied up
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: 67 -6 Wait.Dont move.No really,dont move.My ampallangs caught in your labia ring
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: 68 -6 "Tttoouch me, I want to feel diiirrrtyyy!" (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
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: 69 -7 (sexy voice) "Where do you Want me to put that...Collar?"
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: 70 -7 (with evil grin on face) "Time for the leather and whip cream sweetie."
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: 71 -7 Better be white candlewax your dripping on me,the black candles leave stains
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: 72 -7 Can you play dead?
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: 73 -7 Help I'm stuck!
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: 74 -7 I think I am bleeding
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: 75 -7 So, do you come here often?
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: 76 -7 So, do you like to be tied up?
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: 77 -7 Where is all that blood coming from?
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: 78 -7 You waited to put that thing on 'til NOW?!?!
: 79 -7 You want to put your pet snake WHERE?!?"
: 80 -7 "Someone needs to get their nails trimmed""No way,I sharpen them on purpose!
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: 81 -8 Geez, is it morning already?
: 82 -8 God, I love it when you bite me THERE!
: 83 -8 I hope you don't mind, but I've shaved all my body hair
: 84 -8 I'm sorry, I think the battery's dead
: 85 -8 Mmmm, you taste really nice…must have been that raspberry ice lolly
: 86 -8 My legs went numb! How'd you do that??!?
: 87 -8 No, stay still, shhhh...I just want to be in you
: 88 -8 Oh...harder...*deeper
: 89 -8 Will you do anything I say? Slap me!
: 90 -8 You have a psychedelic penis
: 91 -8 You know, some interesting things on the human body can be made from plastic
: 92 -8 You taste weird
: that?!?! NEVER. Oh, okay then, pass it here
: 94 -8 Yuck! I hope you're gonna clean that up
: 95 -8 "SH!T!" (to my SO as her dorm room door flings open)
: 96 -9 Are the handcuffs too tight
: 97 -9 Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
: 98 -9 This stuff I bought from the Email really works
: 99 -9 Would you like some cheese puffs?
: 100 -9 Wouldn't you rather just go dancing?
: 101 -9 You taste like an ashtray
: 102 -9 "I want blood!" (childish whine)
: 103 -10 I can only feel it when I smile
: 104 -10 I hope that was as good for you as it was for me
: 105 -10 I love seeing your painted black fingernails against my skin
: 106 -10 I was going to blindfold you but I didn't want to smudge your eye makeup
: 107 -10 If I died now my life would be complete
: 108 -10 May your lips be blessed, for they are truly sinful
: 109 -10 Oh my, my entire body is tingling!
: 110 -10 Oh, I've lost my earring again
: 111 -10 Oh, so THAT'S why people don't like black sheets very much
: 112 -10 Ouch, ouch, ouch….no dont stop!!
: 113 -10 Ow! S**t! That was hot! (seconds later) Do it again!
: 114 -10 The guy is watching us
: 115 -10 This thing is too small... why didn't you get a bigger coffin?
: 116 -10 Ugh! You got blood all over my coffin!!
: 117 -10 Wow, Your teeth are SOO sharp
: 118 -10 You are Sooo Evil
: 119 -10 You taste so sweet
: 120 -10 "Does it hurt, my sweet? Oh *good*...\"
: 121 -10 "OOUUCh... do it again" "No, that candle has got to last all night."
: 122 -11 Eeek! That was too nice...Do it again!!
: 123 -11 Get off your all pointy
: 124 -12 God, your skin is *silk*, I tell you
: 125 -12 Hurt me...Hurt me...But only a little bit...O.K?
: 126 -12 Is that your hair in my mouth or mine?
: 127 -12 Please?? *sob*
: 128 -12 This album really does have a strange effect on you
: 129 -12 What if I took your blood without asking?
: 130 -12 What the hell...Did you put Floodland on REPEAT!?!?
: 131 -12 Whats that black stain on my leg?Did you use ManicPanic on your roots again?
: 132 -13 Are those bite marks?!?!
: Great,what am I going to at work tomorrow?
: 133 -13 Can't we face the mirror?
: 134 -13 Don't get that candle anywhere near my hair!!!