Top 150+ things,said in bed

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: 1 16 There is NO way that will ever fit up my...OH!! It DOES!! : 2 14 (when getting dressed) "Is that your skirt or mine? : 3 14 Your better than your mother : 4 13 Pass the mustard.. : 5 12 That's not EXACTLY what I meant by nail me to the mattress : 6 11 Damnit! Our genital rings are stuck again!!! : 7 9 Help me, I'm stuck . . .On second thought . . . : 8 9 You know, you might wanna take my bra off BEFORE you put the handcuffs on : 9 8 I was wearing a cock ring a minute ago : 10 8 Oh! I thought you were a girl. Oh no, I don't mind : 11 8 Wow, I've never seen that before : 12 7 Slower!! If we sweat our make-up will run : 13 7 Your sister was better : 14 6 (thud) "Ouch, I thought the bed was wider than that." : 15 6 Damn, there's nowhere to attach the handcuffs to in this coffin of yours : 16 6 I can make your penis sing...see? : 17 6 I can't believe it, you've broken my whip!!! : 18 6 If you hit me with that inflatable banana one more time : 19 6 Oh no!!! That won't fit THERE!!! : 20 4 Errr…You mean the candles aren't just for dripping wax…? : 21 4 I can't find my labia ring!! You didn't swallow it,did you?" : 22 3 Ouch! Do that again! : 23 2 Pass the salt : 24 2 Wait...I'll be right back...I need to download one more program : 25 2 You ARE a girl/boy….right? : 26 1 I haven't been f*cked like that since grade school : 27 1 Well….you could pretend I'm a boy/girl : 28 0 Big bucks, no Whammies, STOP!! : 29 0 I see a car battery,a tow chain and some cables,what exactly are we planning? : 30 0 Is there room for both our egos in the same bed? : 31 0 Sh!t! The chain is caught around my ankles again : 32 0 What the hell is that THING?! : 33 -1 I miss my dog : 34 -1 If you pour the wine all over me, what will we drink later? : 35 -1 No, I won't, that's only legal in Nevada : 36 -1 Uh... Get off. I think the funeral next door is starting... : 37 -2 are you sure that is a rasinette? : 38 -2 Hmm,lets take a break.I need to check my email and Im sure you probably do too : 39 -2 think i should become a priest? : 40 -3 Do you really want me to wear this makeup to bed? : 41 -3 Figgy Newton : 42 -3 I have the runs. Do you? : 43 -3 OUCH, I hope you cleaned your teeth before you did that : 44 -3 The tip of my nose is tingling! : 45 -3 Was it you that farted? : 46 -4 Are you pubic hairs normally that colour or do you dye them? : 47 -4 C'mon, it won't hurt. . .I can get my hand to the bottom of a Pringles can : 48 -4 Damn I've lost the key.You dont happen to know where theres a hacksaw do you? : 49 -4 Do we have to take our boots off to screw? : 50 -4 Honey, get the crucifix out of the bed. I need to change the sheets : 51 -4 I want my mommy! : 52 -4 Is that your blood or mine? : 53 -4 Wait…I thought you were a girl! : 54 -4 What would you think about rutting in a bathtub filled with jello. : 55 -4 What?!? Mustard stains PVC?! NOW what am I supposed to wear out tonight? : 56 -5 (chant) "Elbow sex elbow sex elbow sex elbow sex…" : 57 -5 Could you cut this thing off me? : 58 -5 Stop! I think my Dad's home! : 59 -5 Tighter? You greedy thing, you : 60 -6 (priest and a Catholic girl) "Forgive me Father for I have sinned""I know" : 61 -6 Its no good,Im gonna have to take the sunglasses off.I cant see a damn thing : 62 -6 My headache is starting to go away : 63 -6 No marks! : 64 -6 Sh!t, I dropped the TV remote again : 65 -6 Shhhhh! I think I saw some headlights past that grave! : 66 -6 Stop!! It's my turn to be tied up : : 67 -6 Wait.Dont move.No really,dont move.My ampallangs caught in your labia ring : : 68 -6 "Tttoouch me, I want to feel diiirrrtyyy!" (The Rocky Horror Picture Show) : : 69 -7 (sexy voice) "Where do you Want me to put that...Collar?" : : 70 -7 (with evil grin on face) "Time for the leather and whip cream sweetie." : : 71 -7 Better be white candlewax your dripping on me,the black candles leave stains : : 72 -7 Can you play dead? : : 73 -7 Help I'm stuck! : : 74 -7 I think I am bleeding : : 75 -7 So, do you come here often? : : 76 -7 So, do you like to be tied up? : : 77 -7 Where is all that blood coming from? : : 78 -7 You waited to put that thing on 'til NOW?!?! : 79 -7 You want to put your pet snake WHERE?!?" : 80 -7 "Someone needs to get their nails trimmed""No way,I sharpen them on purpose! : : 81 -8 Geez, is it morning already? : 82 -8 God, I love it when you bite me THERE! : 83 -8 I hope you don't mind, but I've shaved all my body hair : 84 -8 I'm sorry, I think the battery's dead : 85 -8 Mmmm, you taste really nice…must have been that raspberry ice lolly : 86 -8 My legs went numb! How'd you do that??!? : 87 -8 No, stay still, shhhh...I just want to be in you : 88 -8 Oh...harder...*deeper : 89 -8 Will you do anything I say? Slap me! : 90 -8 You have a psychedelic penis : 91 -8 You know, some interesting things on the human body can be made from plastic : 92 -8 You taste weird : that?!?! NEVER. Oh, okay then, pass it here : 94 -8 Yuck! I hope you're gonna clean that up : 95 -8 "SH!T!" (to my SO as her dorm room door flings open) : 96 -9 Are the handcuffs too tight : 97 -9 Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear. : 98 -9 This stuff I bought from the Email really works : 99 -9 Would you like some cheese puffs? : 100 -9 Wouldn't you rather just go dancing? : 101 -9 You taste like an ashtray : 102 -9 "I want blood!" (childish whine) : 103 -10 I can only feel it when I smile : 104 -10 I hope that was as good for you as it was for me : 105 -10 I love seeing your painted black fingernails against my skin : 106 -10 I was going to blindfold you but I didn't want to smudge your eye makeup : 107 -10 If I died now my life would be complete : 108 -10 May your lips be blessed, for they are truly sinful : 109 -10 Oh my, my entire body is tingling! : 110 -10 Oh, I've lost my earring again : 111 -10 Oh, so THAT'S why people don't like black sheets very much : 112 -10 Ouch, ouch, ouch….no dont stop!! : 113 -10 Ow! S**t! That was hot! (seconds later) Do it again! : 114 -10 The guy is watching us : 115 -10 This thing is too small... why didn't you get a bigger coffin? : 116 -10 Ugh! You got blood all over my coffin!! : 117 -10 Wow, Your teeth are SOO sharp : 118 -10 You are Sooo Evil : 119 -10 You taste so sweet : 120 -10 "Does it hurt, my sweet? Oh *good*...\" : 121 -10 "OOUUCh... do it again" "No, that candle has got to last all night." : 122 -11 Eeek! That was too nice...Do it again!! : 123 -11 Get off your all pointy : 124 -12 God, your skin is *silk*, I tell you : 125 -12 Hurt me...Hurt me...But only a little bit...O.K? : 126 -12 Is that your hair in my mouth or mine? : 127 -12 Please?? *sob* : 128 -12 This album really does have a strange effect on you : 129 -12 What if I took your blood without asking? : 130 -12 What the hell...Did you put Floodland on REPEAT!?!? : 131 -12 Whats that black stain on my leg?Did you use ManicPanic on your roots again? : 132 -13 Are those bite marks?!?! : Great,what am I going to at work tomorrow? : 133 -13 Can't we face the mirror? : 134 -13 Don't get that candle anywhere near my hair!!!

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