OMGLMAOOOOOOOOO I'd like 3 copies please!!

OMGLMAOOOOOOOOO I'd like 3 copies please!!


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Posted by wenchiepooh__ (Ranked on Team Spades (Zone) Ladder) on March 25, 2005 at 20:18:58:

In Reply to: URGENT!!! You Must Read To Save This Ladder posted by The__Crabster on March 25, 2005 at 18:24:11:

: Ok, now that I have your attention, I need to know who will be pre-oredering the video entitled: "BLONDE FURRY BOOBS" History: The Conception of a Masterpiece:

: Our beloved Steph is a nice young lady with the bosom the size of Chicago.
: While playing one day, I mentioned to her that she could give herself a black eye by jumping rope without a bra. She replied: "You should see me do it," to which I replied: Can you video that for me?" She then said: "Sure, I will get someone to do it for you when we are in Las Vegas."

: That was yesterday good people of Ladder Room 4 but some new information has shed some light and we will have to take pre-orders as this video has been bought by The Playboy Channel and some SMUT company that is going to charge a fortune for this tape.

: Teasers for the aforementioned tape are as follows:
: FunTimeBlonde> When I was at the salon yesterday, they dipped my hands in parafin wax, omg
: that was awesome (doesn't parafin stink??....but...ok, not complaining its
: also slick and greasy)

: FunTimeBlonde> I have a few hairs on my boobs when I dont pull them out...lol.
: Frosty_Knockerz> I'll bring the comb lol. (very hard to comment on that)

: FunTimeBlonde> Was warm, never done it before (possibly a virgin?)

: FunTimeBlonde> I am hairy but not that hairy on the hands (phew thank god huh?)

: FunTimeBlonde> Glad Steve's not here for a copy & paste. (smile)

: FunTimeBlonde> Next week is slow at work I can play alot (cant wait....grin)

: So you see my fellow ladderheads, this video is gonna sell like hotcakes!!

: We aren't selfish guys, BUT, when the porn companies offered to buy this video at a ridiculous price, we had to act fast!!

: Please send 150 Ladderbux for your own personal copy of "BLONDE FURRY BOOBS." Orders will be taken until March 31, 2005. DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER. I promise you won't be disappointed. If you don't want to purchase this masterpiece, you can rent it for 200 Ladderbux PLUS and extra charge will be levied IF the tape comes back sticky, bent, late or has any teeth marks on it. If there are any hairs left on the tape when returned, this tape will be sent back to you ASAP.

: If you act on this offer NOW, we will send you a second video entitled: BOOBS, The Dental Floss Issue. I won't spoil everything with details, BUT, this CAN'T BE MISSED!!!

: Thank you all for your time in this matter it is greatly appreciated by all and by Steph who needs the money to make the following sequels:

: Boobs, If This Chest Could Talk
: Tatas 2 Comb
: 50 Hairstlyes For Your Boobs
: Nips Under Hair
: Bring A comb Sailor
: Stephsquatch

: Thank you all
: Sincerely,
: The__Crabster & Steveperson




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