The Male - Female Dictionary

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Posted by __2kinky4ubaby (Ranked on Team Spades (Zone) Ladder) on March 22, 2005 at 14:14:31:

this was cute!! of course some of the things they were talkin about i was thinking totally different heheheh

THINGY
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off with the kids.

BUTT
Female: What every item of clothing manufactured makes ''look bigger.''
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown,
homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

ENTERTAINMENT
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

COMMITMENT
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

FLATULENCE
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.

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: this was cute!! of course some of the things they were talkin about i was thinking totally different heheheh : : THINGY : Female: Any part under a car's hood. : Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. : : VULNERABLE : Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. : Male: Playing football without a helmet. : : COMMUNICATION : Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings. : Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off with the kids. : : BUTT : Female: What every item of clothing manufactured makes ''look bigger.'' : Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, : homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning. : : ENTERTAINMENT : Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. : Male: Anything that can be done while drinking. : : COMMITMENT : Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. : Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. : : FLATULENCE : Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. : Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding. : : MAKING LOVE : Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. : Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. : : REMOTE CONTROL : Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. : Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.

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