Posted by funkzy (Ranked 31 on Risk 2 (Zone) Ladder) on January 19, 2006 at 11:10:29:
An Irishman , Scotsman and a Aussie were sitting in a bar staring at a guy in the corner.They recognised his face , but couldnt think of his name.........suddenly the Irishman says " omg....its JESUS ! ".
The three all agree and decide they should all buy Jesus a drink , so they send over a pint of Guiness , a pint of Fosters and a scotch.
Jesus drinks the 3 drinks and go's over to their table.First he shakes the hand of the Aussie and says thanks.
" omg...my bad back i've had for 15 years has gone ! " says the Aussie in delight.
Next Jesus shakes the hand of the Irishman.." omg.....my poor eyesight has been fully restored !! "
Jesus then reaches out his hand for the Scotsman , only to see him run like crazy and hide under a table.
The aussie asks " hey Jock , wots the problem ?"
the jock screams " Keep him the fook away from me !! I'm on Disability allowance ! "