Posted by funkzy (Ranked 31 on Risk 2 (Zone) Ladder) on January 19, 2006 at 10:27:12:
A guy comes home with a sheep under his arm and walks into the bedroom where his wife is in bed reading.
" This is the pig i screw when you've got a headache " says the man.
" I think you'll find thats a sheep " says the woman.
" I think you'll find i was talking to the sheep " says the man.